Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Countdown "Plausably Live" Blog: 3/4/09

A brief reason why this is "plausably live". My mom forced me to go shopping and miss the 8 PM US EST show, so I'm doing the 10 PM replay...again.

The Tie: Dark navy.

Number 5: Comedian Boss Limbaugh challenges President Obama to a debate, and now Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) echoes Boss. And boy the Democrats now believe it's a losing strategedy. Wouldn't we know they're right? Limbaugh is on a enemy list as it were along with Jim Cramer of CNBC, and Rick Santori?, but GOP leader Michael Steele says that this calls for some popcorn. Terrell Owens, anyone, or for that matter Howard Fineman?

Do we really think we needed to see Limbaugh five times bouncing around? The story was when he did that, it was a 6.3 on the Richter Scale. In the meantime, the stock market started to decine when Obama was nominated. Okay, Jonathon Alter, take your time and explain it all even to those at The Murdoch Street Journal.

Number 4: Turdblossom and Harriet Myers will testify (under threat of perjury) to that committee sometime down the road. That's the good news. And now for the bad, it will not be televised or audiocast. Prof. Jonathon Turley, your thoughts?

Oddball: Character actor Henry Daniel was born in 1894. And there's the gal who called 9-1-1 to complain three times about not getting Chicken McNuggets at a Florida McDonald's. She was arrested, but will get free McNuggets and her money back.

Best Persons: 3 - Head to Liverpool and study The Beatles for $5K. 2 - Six men in Indonesia were arrested for stealing condoms, birth control pills and cash. 1 - Gal gets a milkshake, which her boyfriend places engagement ring in, and drinks it down, ring included.

Musical Segue: Some country song. Shoulda used Weird Al's "Eat It."

Number 3: Between 9/12/01 and 1/19/09 was "a dictatorship" according to four out of six testifiers and an interantional war crimes lawyer-type as well as Scott Horton on Adolph XLIII. In other news, the sun set in the West tonight. The once secret memos continue the damage even after Adolph is gone, but not forgotten. Sen Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) is here to talk about it.

Still Bushed!: 3 - The Diebolt button accidentally disrecorded votes in california. 2 - W is for Whitewash I: The crazier than Michele Bachman Bill on meeting earmarks. 1 - W is foer Waitewash II: Does anyone (DeLay, Limbaugh, Inanity) remember when the Dow Jones average was over 13K? And again, 84% told a poll that Obama inheirited this mess!

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)
Bronze - Billo still scheduled to be speaking to that rape victims event. And now, a petition to remove him as the speaker is online.
Silver - Remember that Vegas to Disney high speed train? Now Fixed Noise actress Megan Kelly and Rep. Franks (R-AZ) says it goes to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch Brothel! Obviously the right wing whacko nut job looney tune sector of the GOP is Fantasyland!
Gold - Inanity wins two straight days and this one's a doozy, saying that Sen Harry Reid (D-NV) wanted soldiers to die in Iraq. That is an out-and-out lie, stolen from Joe McCarthy.

See you tomorrow, and yes, it will be live.

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