Yeah, one more night in Lost Angeles...
The Tie: Blue.
Number 5: Why did AIG fail on Tim Geitner? Or is it the other way around? Well, depends on whom you ask... Cris Cillizza, avoiding crude popularism takes a look.
Last night, interviewed by Jay Leno, President Obama says he has the bigger change for a sound economy, and most of the stuff was legal under Adolph XLIII. Everyone is looking for re-regulation...and Richard Wolffe joins us to explain.
Number 4: Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister, Miss Wasalia 1984, refuses stimulai cash, refusing 31% from the stim marked for education (including specialo needs kids), medicine, unemployment and weatherproofing. This is the same lady who aroused Rich "Sitting up a little straighter on the couch" Lowery of National Review with that wink turning his review into Keith impersonating Adam West reading from Penthouse Forum. "Please step away from your TV sir!" Chris Hayes of The Nation, what kind of a schnuck is she to use a special needs child?
Oddball: In 1922, the back half of Bob and Ray was born. And in Valencia, Spain, the annual finale of Festival of Flames was held. And in Florida, a crocodile was run over his jaw by a car and is recovering at the Miami Zoo.
Best Persons: 3 - Keith retracts the Special Comment on ShittyCorp CEO taking $38 million in 2008; he actually made $1. 2 - Fark.com headline of the week on Walden Pond after a "Thoreau search." *palmslap* 1 - A church lady in Arden, Washington stole money from the offerings; claims the devil made her do it. Makes Keith bring his bad Dana Carvey impression out.
Musical Segue: Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky"
Number 3: The Good Oldboysandgirls Party had a week of soundbites that were perfect for one Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy fame. And Keith will appear on the spinoff series The Cleveland Show on your local FOX station this fall or on [adult swim].
Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - House Minority leader Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) lies about the decrease on financial deregulation.
Silver - Brit Hume, ex-Fixed Noise host, admits that he used material as talking points from humorist L. Brett Bozell's Media Research Center.
Gold - Keith does not have over 14,000 followers on Twitter. I am needless to say, not one of them.
And tonight's nominees are now eligible for my pick for Worst Person in the World of the Week later on...
Number 1: And the winner of the most far left smearable award is...MSNBC. Rachael Maddow joins us a few minutes before her show starts.
The Tie: Blue.
Number 5: Why did AIG fail on Tim Geitner? Or is it the other way around? Well, depends on whom you ask... Cris Cillizza, avoiding crude popularism takes a look.
Last night, interviewed by Jay Leno, President Obama says he has the bigger change for a sound economy, and most of the stuff was legal under Adolph XLIII. Everyone is looking for re-regulation...and Richard Wolffe joins us to explain.
Number 4: Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister, Miss Wasalia 1984, refuses stimulai cash, refusing 31% from the stim marked for education (including specialo needs kids), medicine, unemployment and weatherproofing. This is the same lady who aroused Rich "Sitting up a little straighter on the couch" Lowery of National Review with that wink turning his review into Keith impersonating Adam West reading from Penthouse Forum. "Please step away from your TV sir!" Chris Hayes of The Nation, what kind of a schnuck is she to use a special needs child?
Oddball: In 1922, the back half of Bob and Ray was born. And in Valencia, Spain, the annual finale of Festival of Flames was held. And in Florida, a crocodile was run over his jaw by a car and is recovering at the Miami Zoo.
Best Persons: 3 - Keith retracts the Special Comment on ShittyCorp CEO taking $38 million in 2008; he actually made $1. 2 - Fark.com headline of the week on Walden Pond after a "Thoreau search." *palmslap* 1 - A church lady in Arden, Washington stole money from the offerings; claims the devil made her do it. Makes Keith bring his bad Dana Carvey impression out.
Musical Segue: Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky"
Number 3: The Good Oldboysandgirls Party had a week of soundbites that were perfect for one Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy fame. And Keith will appear on the spinoff series The Cleveland Show on your local FOX station this fall or on [adult swim].
Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - House Minority leader Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) lies about the decrease on financial deregulation.
Silver - Brit Hume, ex-Fixed Noise host, admits that he used material as talking points from humorist L. Brett Bozell's Media Research Center.
Gold - Keith does not have over 14,000 followers on Twitter. I am needless to say, not one of them.
And tonight's nominees are now eligible for my pick for Worst Person in the World of the Week later on...
Number 1: And the winner of the most far left smearable award is...MSNBC. Rachael Maddow joins us a few minutes before her show starts.
BONUS COVERAGE FROM ME: Time to award the coveted (?) title of Worst Person in the World of the Week, as tonight's nominees join Random House (handing a $7M advance for Adolph's memoirs), Lou Dobbs' (for those un-American American holiday comments), rookie Rep. William Posey (R-FL) and his proposal to make all presidential nominees have their birth certificates certified as American reintroducing the old Drudging the Bottom of the Muck Report nonsense on Obama's birthplace, Comedian Boss Limbaugh (forgetting that some Republicans were aghastly angered about AIG), wife beater wearing "I LOVE MARRIAGE" T-shirt wearer Brad Gellard, Inanity and his declaration that we lost the War on Terror when Billo The Clown declared a win, fellow Fixed puppet Steve Doocy and his comments about Cesar Chavez as Venezuelan president on Fixed and Fiends, and The Republican Three Stooges, aka Sens. McCain, Graham and Brownback and forgetting about Iraqi in charge when it come to ambassaorships. Well, my head was muddled until I heard this.
Wow. Here is a man who is anti-immigration yet hires immigrants for care for his daughter's show jumping horses, can't even know Christopher Columbus wasn't a saint, has no idea of Rosh Hossanah, Purim, Yom Kippur, Hannukah or even Passover, nor has had the original idea of an American Holiday called Independence Day, where we celebrate freedom from tyranny of King Geoge III, or Memorial Day, where we honor the lives of people who fought for that freedom, Veterans Day honoring those who served, Labor Day in September instead of May where workers are honored, or even patriot Day, where we remember the nearly 3,000 people killed in attacks on the World trade Center, the Pentagon or that plot of land in Western Pennsylvania on September 11, 2001? And oh, did we mention that before 1949 that China was a Bhuddist state? Did he ever remember that when wishing you a "Happy St. Patrick's Day"?
Well, for wanting American holidays where we all have a few, we honor Lou Dobbs, this week's WORST PERSON...IN THE WORLD...OF THE WEEK!!!
Before I wrap this up, a couple quick personal announcements. My online pals JFein and 49er16 are doing the real Madness at Keith's Sports Journal this weekend, and I'm taking a trip to New York tomorrow (3/21) for the unveiling of the Pokemon Platinum DS Game at Nintendo World at 10 Rock (hanging around Olbermann holy ground). If you want to know what I'm wearing...here's a subtle clue:
In the case of the word "subtle" which would be like a sledgehammer, I'm the second one on the right. Catch you for The Soup in a couple hours, it won the coin toss and elected to recieve instead of Real Time.
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