Thursday, March 26, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 3/26/09

The Tie: Black, white and gray stripes.

Number 5: The Just Say No To Everything Good Oldboysandgirls Party has now set their own budget proposal without numbers. Or spending plans. Or even ideas. Just ask House Minority Leader Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) the details about the blueprint. And even National Review slammed it before White House Press Secratary Robert Gibbs used the Don Quixote windmill therory. That windmill can be found on the 7th green at the local miniture golf park. Chris Cillizza analyzies nothing!

Now as for the Republicans' fearless leader, Michael Steele... It was all planned telling CNN if he wants to run for the 2012 Presidential Election and the Comedian Boss limbaugh stuff was that he meant to do that. Chris Kofinis joins us to see what the heck is going on.

Number 4: When is Newt Gingrich's version of a dictatorship not a dictatorship? When he said two years ago that we should close the interwebs, drop the First Amendment through Adolph XLIII's shredder via Fredo and this after Tim Geitner, your Treasury Secratary wants to take over all bad assets not belonging to banks. Well, at least that what he told Inanity last night (3/25). Lawrence O'Donnell, please slowly explain this to Candace Gingrich's brother.

Oddball: How many birthdays today? Bob Eliott of Bob and Ray! In Brazil, we saw Pedro Olivia fall 127 feet in three seconds and had a scratch. And in Neville Township, Pennsylvania, an 18-wheeler was slapped with a ticket

Still Bushed!: 3 - In fake fighting recaps and storylines, Randy Orton handcuffed Triple H and beat him within an inch of his life, then beat his wife, Stephanie McMahon, got booed and then a post-show video from WWE's Tribute to the Troops featuring Adolph XLIII got more boos at the RAW show in Kansas City. 2 - The recovery unit in Ft. Bragg is so bad, soliders want to go back to Iraq. 1 - More KBR electrical showers shenanigans...try almost a hundred.

Number 3: John Ashcroft is now on the W. Is For Whitewash tour saying that he believes Adolph XLIII will be remembered fondly (wanna bet?) and then in the Q-and-A session YouTubed spoke of torture. John Dean, how many different forms of waterboarding can you think of?

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Nominees eligible for bonus weekly honors tommorow (3/27)
Bronze - Meryn Kelly, actress at Fixed Noise blamed AIG and death threats. Especially when those at Fixed Noise wanted to boil AIG executives in oil near headquarters at 6th Avenue and 49th Street.
Silver - Glenn Beck has a breakdown again at Fixed Noise using dead fish wrapped in The New York Times, and blamed Obama for using teleprompters. Seriously, the dead fish can read off a teleprompter and become an junior exec at Fixed Noise.
Gold - Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) blames the climate needing shade, someplace cool, someplace warm, and SPF 200.

Number 1:
For the second time in three nights, we throw the spotlight in Billo The Clown and his factor Fiction comedy spectacular. He belives head John Podesta is really running NBC News, not Jeff Zucker. And our friend, Amanda Turkel, was a villain. Meanwhile, advertisers are threateneing to boycott Billo The Clown for that stalking producing smear interviews stuff, and Think Progress doesn't run NBC and vice versa, thank you Ms. Turkel.

Join me at Keith's Sports Journal for some March madness, and I'll see you here tomorrow.

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