Monday, March 2, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 3/2/09

The Tie: Brown with black and grey stripes.

Number 5: Michael Steele, the chairman of the Good Oldboysandgirls Party, calls Rush Limbaugh a Comedian. We expect a gimmick infringement lawsuit from Mr. Olbermann soon. At CPAC(kitin) Limbaugh still wants President Obama to fail. And Steele has distanced himself from Limbaugh, ranting for 20 minutes about Steele telling what to do. And comparing Michael J. Fox, who is a victim of Parkinson's Disease to Daffy Duck a couple years ago when Steele ran for Senate a couple years ago. Now Limbaugh is semi-apologozing for that, and Richard "Shecky" Wolffe is here to delve into the whole mess, like Billo The Clown...and throws out a couple fat jokes and deservingly so.

Chris Hayes from The Nation joins in the discussion, and now ashamed Philadelphia native Michele Malagong Malakin has added her shrill voice to the Limbaugh Echo Chamber. God, Limbaugh could have her for lunch...and dinner...and a late night snack...

Number 4: Turdblossom is aginst President Obama's $3.1 trillion budget. Really, but it includes the wars and the search for Bin laden and taxes as well, and Sen. Jon Kyle (R), the Senate minority whip also is against it. What are the real costs? $634B for Universal Health Care. Condoms, controseceptives and birth control as well. Massive increases for education, the poor, internet access and transportation. Tax the rich as of 2011, and capital gains taxes will go up 5% and hedge fund managers, less Medicare and the less than 2% of small businesses. And opther things like carbon credits and slowing global warming. Banks, oil and gas, insurance, pharmiuticals, and agribusiness will all lose federal cash.

Oddball: In 1887, Rutherford B. Hayes won the election. There's a human inside a vending machine in London's Victoria Station. And Panda Kindergarden has reopened.

Still Bushed!: 3 - The founder and chairman of Blackwater Xe resigned. 2 - Sadists doing bad or worse at Gitmo or Abu Garib. 1 -
Torture tapes and the ACLU. How many of them were destroyed? As of 12/07, zero. And then there's more. Like 92. Is that your final answer?

Number 3:
The Department of Justice under Adolph XLIII was all of the stuff could have happened, and Eric Holder, the new Attorney General released them today. All within this country. Did Adolph even think about restricting Freedom of the press as well? Yes. John Dean, your thoughts?

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)

Bronze - Jon Ziegler spokes at CPAC(itin) blasting conswervatives about conseratives. Tratior.
Silver - Mary Matiln lies about Bobby "Kenneth The Page" Jindal.
Gold - Billo The Clown who blames rape victims for dressing miniskirts and tanktops with bare midriffs as a red flag is scheduled to speak to rape victims in Florida. Happened before with John Walsh's National Center for Missing and Exploited Children too.

Number 1: Which brings us back to Limbaugh, who echoed Billo the Clown on the Constitution having the right to "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness", but that's in the Declaration of Independence. And he also threw in the word "freedom" as well. Blago's now going to write a book on the inside of dirty politics to be released in October in the fiction section of, while Herr Gobels was asked to be at a dinner for the American Museum of Fly Fishing...and the membership is pissed off on putting green lipstick on this guy. Paul F. Tompkins, say something.

See you tomorrow...

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