Saturday, March 6, 2010

All Good Things Must Come To An End Sadly

The Blog is closed.

Because of the uncertain status of events on several things - such as the return of Keith Olbermann to his post - this blog is closed.  Thanks for the support.

I've opened another blog on other things here.  See you there.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Oh, Here We Gooooooooo... The 2010 Eagles Boycott Is About To Begin

Remember this?  It looks like according to Adam Schftner at that The Mother Fucking God Damned Cocksuckers at One NovaCare Place are going to keep Michael "Dogkilla" Vick for another season.  And as a result, I will boycott the 2010 Philadelphia Eagles season if this happens.

Frankly, I'd rather support PeTA than a animal abuser that should have been banned for life.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Giant Inflatable Beavers!

Needless to say, after last night's Canadian clusterfuck tribute to its' own sense of humor, thanks to Bob Costas, and what might be the most double entandre double entandre ever spoken, you see my new title.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Explaining The New Tag

You probably know the infamous NSFW or the young-in's viral video "Two Girls, One Cup", right?

JFein over at Fire Andy Reid Now used the fact that Sidney Crosby, known Canadian hockey player and whiner was waiting for the sequel of that video.  Enter Steven Colbert, he of Colbert Nation and The Colbert Report, the character of his making Billo the Clown look like... Well, Bozo the Clown.

Anywho, when Canadian history magazine The Beaver announced it was changing it's name to Canada's History, Colbert mocked outrage.  This was the same kinda outrage as it were when there was a school here in the Valley of the Delaware was called Beaver College was eventually renamed Arcadia University.  (In case you didn't know, the school's nickname is not the Fightin' Beavers, but the Knights, because of a castle-like structure on campus.)  Colbert instructed his members of the Nation of head to Urban Dictionary and redefine "Canada's History" (or in my case, "Canadian History").  Here's my clean version of said definition as instructed by said gentleman:

  • A vulgar sex act involving dead moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.  
         "Man, last night I gave her a lesson in Canadian History in bed if you know what I mean."

It'll probably for another week or so, then change it like I seem to do, but there's your answer.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

They Say It's My Birthday...

And I'm 49.

So there.  That and another foot of snow may be cause this weekend for a flashmob snowball fight in Rittenhouse Square?

Monday, February 22, 2010

You Want Pirates? I Got Yer Pirates Right Here, Me Bucco...

For the last few days over at his fine site Fire Andy Reid Now, JFein has shown this video in honor of the Latvian Men's Ice Hockey Team competing in the Winter Olympics in Vancouver:

As the old saying goes, two can play this game. I give you Lazy Town's You Are a Pirate:

Both videos, BTW are rated "Arrrrrrrrr!"

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Why I Am Ignoring USA-Canada Men's Ice Hockey...As Well As The Rest of the Winter Olympics

Today brings about the biggest international hockey game involving the USA in three decades.  And it will NOT be broadcast in the good old USA on free TV.  That's right.  The National Broadcasting Company, worldwide leaders in ladies' hygene products called douchebags, point out the the Olympics are dominated in the rating by women 18-49, especially in prime time, with "plausably live" broadcasts since 1992 that are even more "plausably live" on the West Coast and have ignored the triple dubs and ESPN for spoilers, is telecasting the game on MSNBC, which BTW was not forced upon them by Uncle Keith.  And what's NBC showing?  The most gayest event in the history of sports, ice dancing.  That's right, motherfucking ice dancing!

NHL officials, especially Gary Bettman, the league's commissioner, are furious, and are now officially considering pulling out of the next Winter Olympiad four years hence in Sofia, Russia.  Okay, NBC fucked up both Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien (soon coming to the Fox Broadcasting Company channel near you this September), get bashed on a regular basis by Billo the Clown, and now THIS?  Douchebags - wait, check that - douchenozzles indeed.  And J. Pierpont Comcast is taking over.

If I was Gary Bettman, I tell the head of the International Ice Hockey Federation to stick it four years from now.  Then I tell Comcast to go away when the NHL deals with NBC and Versus expire.  Finally, I open bidding for the OTA and cable contracts combined for ESPN on ABC ABC and ESPN, Fox and FX, and CBS and Spike TV (or any combo of these) hope one of them gets the next pair of Olympics following London.