Still in Tampa tonight, Keith gave us his excuse note. He was at a Yankees game last night.
The Tie: Purple.
Number 5: President Obama signed the $410 billion Omnibus spending bill this day, and filled with pork earmarks. Twenty five who voted against it from the GOP (and three from the Democrats) had inserted earmarks, and Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), who remembered what he promised that there would be no earmarks if he was elected. Richard Wolffe is somewhere else tonight, and tells us whose fault it is anyway.
And in W. is For Whitewash, the signing statements over Iraq was dubbed as spin by others, according to Ari Fleischer, and was owned by Tweety and then some, asking that Obama should be thankful inheirted a world without Saddam Hussein mentioned four times. The Department of Redundant Redundancy Department was impressed. Jonathan Alter was not impressed, either.
Number 4: A vote of no confidence is coming for Michael Steele, chairman of the Good Oldboysandgirls Party is forthcoming, and the man who has nominated himself to become the new leader of the lemmings off the cliff will be
Oddball: Happy birthday Pirate Rupert. Arrrrrrr. There's a holy festival in India where people throw powder in colors. And in Turkey, the new camera at a TV show work is bad.
Still Bushed!: 3 - A Michaign newspaper reports that there was a dioxin laced river and it needed enforcing. Adolph: NEIN. Obama: YES. Dow Chemical (now merged with Rohm and Haas) will clean it up. 2 - In Florida, voter access irreagularities again because of many problems in 2000. 1 - Taliban member who was caught by the military and Adolph released them from Gitmo, and now will have his hand in his hands too soon.
Number 3: Visual media's answer to Phineas T. Bluster has ripped off WPitW. There, I said it. Monday night (3/9), on his comedy hour, Billo The Clown his illegal use of fromatting to steal that segment (and face a gimmick infringement lawsuit) and Keith delivers his spin on the Billo rant below. Former media reporter Bernard Goldberg also added his five worst liberals with Janeane Garofolo, Bill Moyers, DailyKos.com, The New York Times and MSNBC. Video here.
Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - Glenn Beck peeing back on the stem cell ban calling to Nazi Germany.
Silver - A Fixed O&O weatherman in Tampa calls out global warming. He missed the boat.
Gold - Larcenia Bullard (D-Maimi), a state representative in Florida was unsure about animal husbandry in a planned beastiality bill, and brings up the monkey in Connecticut that was the subject of... well, you know.
Number 1: Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister's eldest daughter, Bristol was enagaged and is now in splitsville. Meanwhile, Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) was in a fight with your Transit Security Authority ("Fillibuster? I don't know her!") ad we get the YouTube of that Hong Kong woman freaking out. Christian Finnegan, is there something wrong?
Well, we'll see you tomorrow.
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