Friday, February 27, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 2/27/09

The Tie: Purple with navy dots.

Number 5: Adolph XLIII started the war in 2002, and now President Obama will end the war on August 31, 2010. It may be the begining of the end cutting from over 132,000 sldiers in Iraq to about 35,000 to 50,000, and then full withdrawl by the end of 2011. This time, unlike the stimulai, the Good Oldboysandgirls Party are praising Obama, and the Democrats are against. Richard Wolffe, what say you?

And now we welcome Thomas E. Ricks, author of The Gamble who has his points about Obama's comments at Fort Bragg, NC.

Number 4: CPAC(kitin) Day 2: And boy, the far right GOP nutcases are out. Michael Steele says it was an error, and look who's cheering for his idea of bringing the hip hop generation: Nutty far right winger Rep. Michelle Bachman (R-MN), and even parroting Comedian Rush Limbaugh's points that Obama fails, Rep. Tom Delay (R-TX). Matt Cooper of to review the day's event sans Coultergeist. Did we mention Comedian will appear there tomorrow (2/28)? More in the Number One story!

Oddball: In 1860, Abe Lincoln delivered a speech in New York City. And speak of mudslinging in Japan honoring the Gods of rice by doing so. In Clifton Forge, VA, Sheldon Washington and Jojo the python travel around. In Northern Italy, a whole new spin on cool jazz with ice musical instruments.

Best Persons: 3 - When it comes to recessions, Rep. Jed Hansarling (R-TX) is a idiot. 2 - Joseph Takesgun was arrested for DUI and other things. Wrong address. Of the garage of the cop who followed him. 1 - Flo the Optopus' tank was opened and flooded the office at the Santa Monica Pier Aquarium.
Flo did it.

Musical Segue: Octopus' Garden (Not the Ringo Starr version, sadly.)

Number 3: Joe The Not-Really-A-Plumber said if he was in Congress, he'd slap them silly...or use a gun. Meanwhile, Sen Jim Dement (R-SC) is really far right, while the former mayor of a California town as of Monday (3/2) sent a truly racist e-mail of a graphic showing a watermelon patch in front of The White House. Eugene Robinson continues the CPAC(kitin) coverage. Sweet cream on an ice cream sammich, what in the bluest of blue hells is going on with these nutcases? Remember two years ago when Coultergeist spoke here about John Edwards' life?

Still Bushed!: 3 - The NBA is now being bailed JPMorgan and Bank of America. And your government will own 40% of the name of Shitty Field. (I'm a Phillies fan, so I can make fun of that!) 2 - More Jindal fun, about the so-called rescue in Jefferson Parrish, now in a week afterwards. That's falling apart. 1 - The GAO's new internal report got new contracts after being banned for many different reasons.
Blamed on the search engine's dreaded glitch.

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)

Bronze - Billo The Clown again lies about Nielsen's ratings. It's a running joke.
Silver - Glenn Beck once again attacks the carbon credits again.
Gold - Gotta go to the john? Ryan Air in Ireland says you gotta pay potty. Michael O'Leary runs the place. I hope Mario Rosenstock lays into him this week on Ian Dempsey's show next week on Today FM in the Eire.

Number 1: And now back to CPAC(kitin) already in progress... and more in line with looney tune Rep. Michele Bachman (R-MN) and GOP boss Michael Steele saying that he'll go into the hip-hop nation to recruit new members to drink their Flavor Flav Aid and Bachman tells Steele "you be the man". She also wants to recreate the Boston Tea Party as well. *palmslap* And Limbaugh will get the "Defender of the Constitution" Award as mentioned in Number 4. Oh, Paul F. Tompkins, explain this as crazy as it is.

Have a nice weekend. If Keith goes down to Tampa to watch spring training with the Yankees, don't forget to set your clocks ahead next Saturday (3/7) before going to bed. Otherwise, see you on monday.

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