Friday, January 23, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 1/23/09

The Tie: Brown, cream and black stripes.

Number 5: Russell Tice's exclusive interview now breaking walls at NSA. Last night on Hardball, Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-W Va.) said that he heard nothing. No answer from the office. Former NSA Director Gen. Michael Hayden was asked about this and did not answer anything in ATT's Room 641A in Frisco. The Obama White House named David Chris to run the DoJ National Security Division, which he left while Adolph XLIIl was in charge. Rep. Stephen Cohen (D-Tenn.) joins us and says Congress will investigate. The Republicans and right wing whacko water carrying members likie Weinersavage, Orally and Limbaugh will call it "a witch hunt", I call it "restoring justice" and "the represervation of the sanctity of the American home."

Sounds like Watergate? Herr Goebles Cheney served under Nixon and did all this, so we ask John Dean, and and he replies. Also, the ACLU has filed suit over the 2008 FISA laws, and they could win.

Number 4: "We won". With that, President Obama met with leaders from Congress and after the laundry list of complaints from the GOP, the Democrats said that Obama won, and we're all in this together, but Rep. Bohner (R-Ohio) said that they needed tax breaks (for the filthy rich) not condoms. This from a man who spells his name B-O-H-N-E-R. Howard Fineman's here to play the game.

Oddball: Happy Birthday Ann Sothern, of "My Mother the Car". In Miami Beach, elderly seniors on safe sex via claymation. Worst. Idea. Ever. More animal on media violence, this time by Lester Holt and a puppy looking for blood. Cujo much?

Still Bushed!: 3 - They didn't like Conzi Rice at The State Department. Wicked Bitch of the West. 2 - Missing from the VA under the Adolph XLIII administartion, miscounting patients when there are those 25 K Vets. 1 - A guy who we let go from Gitmo and went to work in Saudi Arabia wanted in bombing with Al Qaeda in Yemen. He was released by Adolph XLIII in 2007. Fail.

Number 3: Blago shoots his mouth off the Cowboy way. He mixed Pearl Harbor up, and from distortion to extortion to dillusion, and claimed it like a western fil-um, and says if a cowboy stole a horse, in town, and was on the ranch, herding caddle, the charges stick. Margaret Carlson's here to clear up the confusion that is Blago. We also look at how Sweet Caroline (Bom-bom-bom!) Kennedy got trashed in her attempt for New York's Senate seat vacated by Hilary by the Governor there and instead how a conserative, pro-gun Democrat was picked. The race is on for 2010...

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)
Bronze - Glenn Beck's off to a flying start at Fixed Noise, and says Obama wasn't sworn in with a bible the second time around. John Quincy Adams, Teddy Roosevelt and LBJ didn't use one either.
Silver - The Murdoch Street Journal wants more torture. Yeah...Jack Bauer rule? What show is he on and what guy owns the network and produces the show?
Gold - Dick Morris from Fixed Noise notes that Treasury Secratary-designate Geitner didn't pay $34K in taxes. Dick Morris in the hole for $3M in taxes.

Number 1: Good news: Obama got his Blackberry back. Bad news: It was rebuilt by the NSA, and comes with a classified e-mail address. Meanwhile at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, there's old computer software, no outside email, and no Facebook or MySpace. Jose Antonio Vargas is with us from The Washington Post to tell us it's a "Bat Berry." Holy communication devices, Batman!

Have a great weekend, at least I have a pay-as-you-go cell phone.

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