Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Countdown Live Blog: 12/9/08

There's 41 days until Barack Obama's inauguration, 2,049 days since "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq, 16 days until Christmas, 52 Days until Super Bowl XLIII, and 64 days until pitchers and catchers report Spring Training.

The Tie: Brown.

Number 5: The dead still vote in Chicago, but Rod Blagjoevich wanted to sell President-elect Barack Obama's Senate seat, and 76 other reasons for personal and professional gain. Fed prosecutor Pat Fitzgerald says that the guy who wanted to take some Lincolns in the Land of Lincoln, yup, the same guy Fredo wanted to sack! Barack had no comment, and says he had no contact with the Illinois Governor's office. Wiretaps? It's f***ing Watergate all over again. Speak for yourself. He also wanted to withhold money to the Chicago Tribune in the sale of The Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field unless he had 'em sack the Editiorial Board. Well, Clarence Page says he's all that and a side order of chips as well.

Jonathon Alter says that Rotten Rodney still will make the Obama replacement call unless he's impeached, but as they say, checks and balances are as crazy as Bill Orally's cred. There will be more than likely be a special election sometime in 2009 or 2010 until then. Who was "Canadate Number 5" in the wiretaps? We'll never know. And in his last "official" act, the Governor will have to tell Bank of America to pay that Chicago window and door factory ASAP.

Number 4: The GOP wants to let GM, Chrysler and Ford to die. Both of the Alabama senators want to fillibuster mostly because their state has no American car makers. Meanwhile, Bush XLIII will be appointing the new Car Czar and then he'll be fired by Obama. Lawrence O'Donnell's here to speak Bostonian about the "Cah Czah". Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wants no part of this, not does Congress for that matter.

Oddball: Happy birthday Buck Henry! Let's go Down Under as a rhino is in heat running around following his escape from his cage at the zoo. And then there's a lady in Austria created a obstable course for mice.

Bushed!: 3 - Harriet Myers dumb nomination to the Supreme Court. Duh! 2 - Gitmo detain and keep them in there, and theose who plead guilty withdraw them? Who screwed this S*** up? 1 - The idea of the improvised roadside bombs were there according to The Pentagon. And now you know why we are in the losing war.

Number 3: Hey, ever wanted to play the role of Billo the Clown at home? Well, thanks to a leak from the Los Angeles Times we get the talking points as we continue the "W. Is For Whitewash" memories. Check that, it's a brainwashing by stating he kept us safe...for almost seven months, and all the aches and pains including Osama Bin Laden. Worst. President. Ever. Keith goes over Adolph XLIII's lies. Seig Heil!

Number 2: Worst Person in the World
- George Will warned against the restating of the Fairness Doctorine. Which is why we have Limbaugh, Weinersavage, Inanity...and speaking of that last guy...
Silver - Inanity was paniced about Ted Stevens' case and tried and guilty...and he wanted a fast trial.
Gold - Billo wins his second time in a row, this time against Newt Gingrich, and when Billo's Brownshirts sent a The New Yorker producer to stalk him? He lied.

Number 1: It's official. Jay Leno's here to tell us he'll move his late night fun to 10 PM ET/PT every weeknight, and he gets a few shots in on the Illinois mess, saying he wanted to buy that seat. Yeah, the only seat I buy is a Sunday season ticket for the Phillies.

Well, that's it for me, I have to go and do my laundry. See you tomorrow.

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