ESPN and TBS can now officially fuck themselves in the ass for all I motherfucking care. No, really. In yet another case of motherfucking Midwestern Media Bias (forget East Coast and West Coast Media Bias, this is fifty bazillion cocksucking times worse than that,) TBS and EPN are ignoring baseball's hottest rivalry of the moment. Of course, I speak of the Phillies-Mets rivalry.
So which games did ESPN and TBS pick? TBS opted for the Cubs and the Brewers in Chi-town, while ESPN went with last year's flavor of the month, the Tampa Bay Rays against this year's flavor of the month, the Texas Rangers. Combined, these two teams coudn't draw flies with both honey and horseshit combined, considering the Rangers mascot is a damn palomino. So only viewers in the two biggest markets on the East Coast will see the Sunday afternoon tilt.
ONCE AGAIN, THIS BRAND NEW BALL OF ASSSHIT MOTHERCOCKSUCKFUCKING BITES, SHITFUCKEDUP BLOWS, TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY ONE MOTHERFUCKING HUNDRED COCKSUCKING PERCENT FUCKTARDED STINKS AND SUCKTACULARLY MOTHERCOCKFUCKING SUCKS ALL AT THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING TIME!
As the retired comedian Dennis Miller once said "Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong."