Monday, June 29, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 6/29/09, Now In Spectacular MSNBC HD!

The Tie: Red with white micropindots.

Number 5: Sonia Sotomayor is not qualified to be a Supreme Court justice according to SCOTUS as she is a racist by a 5-4 vote overturning the Ricci order, but she didn't write it on the final day of the term of said SCOTUS Five GOPs voted against it, David Suter and the others voted for it. Prof. Jonathon Turley joins us and fills in the blanks about Title VII.

Meanwhile, Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC), fresh off the imfamous Argentine Pampas lifestyle wild time, has been told to step down. His wife told AP that he wanted to visit his mistress, but was denied. Rev. Welton Gaddy, president of the Interfaith Alliance, joins us.

Number 4: And in Iran, it's becoming Adolph XLIII vs. Gore and O.J. Simpson. The president of Iran was certified as the winner, and he promises to find the real killer of the female martyr. Prof. John Ghazvinian from the University of Pennsylvania joins us again from the City That Loves You back for in depth anayalsis.

Happy Birthday, Richard Lewis, neuortic comic. In Warren, Ohio, there's a blurred faced woman with a baby squirrel in her, um, boobs. The I-Reel is unveiled in Japan, with a goofy Japanese mascot.

Best Persons: 3 - David Zurawik form The Baltimore Sun and noted Fixed Noise shill says Olbermann is in a ratings slump, but according to Nielsen, MSNBC is still #2 behind Fixed Noise and #1 in the key 18-35 "money demo". 2 - Ex-regular Dana Milbank on HuffPo. Remember Adolph's little thing? 1 - Denny Chin threw the book at Bernie Madoff to the tune of 150 years in jail. Madoff's 71. You do the math.

Musical Segue: Instrumental music...

Number 3: EARTH SHATTERING BREAKING NEWS - Michael Jackson's mom Katherine gets his kids in temporary custody, but his father, Joe, is starting a record label, and there's no will. Coroner's office has found two bags of older perscription drugs from multiple physcians and were taken from his Westwood rental. At Bill Plaske's Around the Horn Memorial studio at the Los Angeles Times, that newspaper's reporter, Andrew Blankstein, joins us. BTW, TJ Simers is a big, fat schmucktard.

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)

Bronze - The guy promoting atheists for $10K in NYC's MTA buses.
Silver - Comedian Boss Limbaugh said that 5-4 is actually 9-0 as Sotomayor is a racist.
Gold - Joe the Non-Plumber wants to string up Sen. Chris Dodd (D-CT) on a tree.

Number 1: Remember that cardio doctor hired by AEG to watch over Michael Jackson, Conrad Murray? He showed up over the weekend to the LAPD for a little chat. He also chatted with Jackson family members. No word on if Tito was handed a loofah. Gerald Posner investigates into the story.

See you tommorow.


  1. All forms of racism and judging people by their skin are bad, both the traditional negative racism and affirmative action programs.

    Meanwhile Bernie Madoff got 150 years in the Pokey. Good. That bastard can rot in hell for all I care.

    Sorry for the delay, but I'm just now writing a post on the Hank-Kendra story that you sent me (and posted) yesterday. Kendra's happy!

  2. That Madoff won't be mentioned.

  3. What think you of the new MSNBC logo and Countdown graphics? Personally, I like them. Much better than the old.

  4. Re: It will be awhile until I watch Countdown again.: I got curious when I saw here that they had gone HD and read at Johnny Dollar's Place that they switched the logo and the graphics to go along with it.

  5. Yep, the promise to myself lasted all of 1 episode. I ended up watching the 10:00 replay. I AM GOOD!! And I do hope you were not offended by my rant. I'm sorry if I did offend you in anyway. When I get really angry, my outlet for that anger is writing it online, whether it be Facebook (for personal matters) or my blog (for things involving more public people such as Olbermann and the Eagles when they do things such as tie the Bengals and play a crap game in the process). It may sound ridiculous and silly and pointless, but it really does help me get it out.

    /Clicked post comment too soon.
    //Does not want to re-do hyperlink