Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 6/9/09

The Tie: Navy, white and silver.

Number 5: Newt Gingrich offered his vision of the year 2010...by going back to the 16th Century. Many of the far reich members were there, including the fact that the TARP fialed...with a profit of $1.8 billion, much from big banks as announced today, and saying unemployment was higher than expected (mostly because the GOP EPIC FAILED!) Well, Howard Fineman, Newt Gingrich, Really!?

And whilst this went on and on, and on... We seem to be better off as Newt went off as being not a citizen of the world. He pisses off North Korea, Cuba, Iran, Venezuela that slammed Obama's citizen of the world last July. Who was that masked man who said that? Ronald Wilson Reagan. Margaret Carlsson, please explain to the Good Oldboysandgirls Party why this happens.

Number 4: The terrorists are coming! The terrorists are coming! The first co-conspiator of the US embassy was in New York today to be tried, ask Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) about it except that all four of his co-defendants of his are all serving life at the supermax in Colorado. And the rest of the Hoya Paranoyan Republican leaders are screaming. Why not ask Chris Hayes from The Nation.

Oddball: The McCarthy Hearings question was asked 55 years ago. Ask Skeezix about that. In Sugar Creek, Ohio, a 41-year-old man was arrested in a one-piece thong women's swimsuit. And in Florida, a fisherman found a missile in the ocean and hid it...but it was a dud. And on the web, runway on top of a pool equals hilarity as a model falls in!

Best Persons: 3 - Tony Fratto revises history and criticized Obama's 600K jobs saved. 2 - Japan Airlines will no longer carry sporks. All to save fuel. 1 -
A Taipei judge ruled a man who knocked off a politican's wig is being sentenced to five months of jailtime.

Musical Segue: The theme from "Hair" by The Cowsills. Wow. Video goodness later tonight from that song!

Number 3: In the Mideast, when Obama's Arab-friendly speech saw the majority in Lebanon lose big. The top party in Lebanon said that someone calls out The Anti-American card, it may fail. Just ask TheWashingtonNote.com's Steve Clemons about that, and the Friday (6/12) Iranian presidential election.

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)

Bronze - Two New York state senators switched over to the GOP (but are still Democrats).
Silver - Frank Gaffney still an idiot as Assistant Secratary of State, playing the Muslim card on Obama.
Gold - Remember the GOP WTF Moment a few weeks ago critizing Comedian Boss Limbaugh? He knows about and doesn't care...

Number 1: Remember the days that Keith always mocked American Idol? Those days return with the news that Adam Lambert is gay! Idol diva Maria Milito, please tell all!

Ah, good times, good times. I'll be over at FireAndyReidNow.com's live blog checking in on the big ratings disaster night for the NHL's Stanley Cup Finals Game Six (a possible Red Wings clincher) against the NBA Finals Game 3. And on a related note (barring a certain pinch hitter for Keith Olbermann comes about), JFein will sub for me on Monday (6/15).

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