Thursday, June 11, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 6/11/09

The Tie: Red wth white midrodots.

Number 5: A Homeland Security depicition showed that James van Braunn was a right-wing nutcase carrying books with information as a hate crime and domestic terrorism and was an out and out racist. Now that the facts are out, we are joined by Mark potach from the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Comedian Boss Limbaugh and far right nut cases blamed the liberals for van Brann's hatred from com ing from the left. RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A BIG FAT LIAR. Van Brann was a right-wing nut job. Also the usual lies about Palin, Adolph XLIII, and Weinersavage about blacks, Jewish perople and others. Eugene Robinson explains it all as an African-American.

Number 4: Remember the governor of South Carolina? The guy who wanted to send back stim money? Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) who lost in court to a senior in high school in court, says it's time to send someone new to be the voice of the Good Oldboysandgirls Party now. Ryan Lizza of The New Yorker

Oddball: The Pennsylvania Railroad had claimed to the fastest railroad on this day. In Russia, there's a guy who makes big spoons! And now, the followup on Bret Michaels goes BOOM! A Tonys publicist clained he missed his mark and he posted pics. Bret's MySpace claimed otherwise.

Best Persons: 3 - Mario Bertuccio in Prague saw a life size photo of a family Christmas Card in a shop. 2 - In New Haven, CT, no H1N1 quaranteens after getting arrested.. 1 - Newt Gingrich reverses field on Miranda rights.

Musical Segue: EMF's "Unbeleievable"!

Number 3: David Letterman's apology was not accepted by Miss Wasilla 1984 and her husband. This after making jokes about eldest daughter Bristol that they thought was at the younger sister Willow on their Fairbook pages. And they won't be on Late Show. Margaret Carlson will now explain.

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)

Bronze - Liz Cheney said Adolph XLIII and said that he wouldn't bring terrorists from Gitmo here.
Silver - Coultergeist criticizes Letterman on Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister.
Gold - Rev. Jeremiah Wright hasn't talked to President Obama in a while, but blamed a lot of Jews. You sir, are a racist.

Number 1: Carrie Prejean who was told by The Donald "YOU'RE FIRED!" as Miss California USA had her presser today.

Oh, no! Michael Musto. I'm off to FARN and the Game 4 Live Blog. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!