Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 6/3/09

The Tie: Brown, tan and black stripes.

Number 5: Newt Gingrich and Sen. Jon Cornyn (R-TX) both take back the comments they made about Judge Sotomayor. That makes Comedian Boss Limbaugh upset, but admits he flip flops toward her saying it's okay to have a "racist" on SCOTUS. Eugene Robinson thinks that it's - all dare we say - sweet cream on an ice cream sammich.

Meanwhile, President Obama is cutting the Good Oldboysnadgirls Party with a New York congressman being nominated to Secratary of the Army and Gov. Jon Huntsman of Utah to be Ambassador to China. The New Yorker's Ryan Lizza examines this.

Number 4: Herr Goebles again was involved with talks on defending enhanced interrigation techniques waterboarding in 2005. Three years after it started. All in 40 meetings. Okay, Chris Hayes form
The Nation, why Y2K+5?

Oddball: In 1789, Anderson McKenzie started out to find his own river. Once again, don't bring a baseball bat to no gunfight or robbert. At Miss Czech 2009 the host fell down. Last but not least, in Palm Beach, they found four kittens in the engine block.

Number 3: President Obama is in the Middle East for the speech to give in Cairo, whilst Osama bin Laden released a new audio. Why isn't this man been captured and placed on trial for 9/11? Richard Wolffe will now talk about his new book Renegade: The Making of a President and see what he sees in the Mideast.

Still Bushed!: 3 - Herr Ayatollah Dickcheney said Adolph XLIII didn't want to pull the plug on GM. 2 -Ex-CIA Chief of Pakistan Milt Beardon call BS on waterboarding. 1 - Hallburton KBR issues a statement that media blamed us on electrical work on those showers.

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)

Bronze - Manuel Miranda, said "Hispanics think like everyone else. Not like African-Americans." He's leading the fillibuster against Sotomayor, and is also a racist, gracias por favor.
Silver - Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) is angered that GM closed his district's plant and wants President Obama to reopen it. Blames it on micromanagement by Obama...really?
Gold - Comedian Boss Limbaugh riffs on Obama's visit by ripping Muslims and the Nobel Peace Prize. Michael Weinersavage. Paging Michael Weinersavage. Remember November 2007?

Number 1 (The Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!? Moment):
President Obama has read one book since April 2008...mostly because he's been busy. Meanwhile, Adolph XLIII and Turdblossom had a reading contest over the last three lame dick, er, lame duck years of Adolph's Gestapo. Adolph read 183 books...Uh, ever read the security briefings, Herr Bush?

I'll see you tomorrow.

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