Friday, June 12, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 6/12/09

The Tie: Brown with tan spots.

Number 5: Statutory rape. That's what Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister said about David Letterman's jokes about Bristol Palin, not Willow on The Today Show expanding to all young women and claimed it was a weak excuse. Miss Wasilla 1984 still won't accept the apology for this, even after David did apologize Wednesday (6/10). Have fun storming the imaginary castle in the clouds. Blaming the naive "left-wing" media. Even Michael Steele "Sieve" didn't see the apology. Well, Richard Wolffe, are the Palin family pawns?

Number 4: And the winner of the Iranian Presidential Election is... Depends on who you ask. We're still waiting for Govenor Jeb Bushahad and the hanging chads from Floridaan. (YEAH, I WENT THERE AND BOUGHT THE CONDO!) Election access denials among others. Steve Clemons of reports from London.

Oddball: In 1790 George Vancouver discovered the city named after him that will host the next Winter Olympics on the networks of NBC! Happy 85th birthday George H.W. Bush, enjoy jumping out of that airplane whilst parachuting. In Tokyo, at ther annual Food Tech show, more Japanese kickass robots of the week making food. And in kiev, it's a protest of cutting the H2O heat.

Best Persons: 3 - Lyle Silkwood in Columbia, SC jumped from a bridge and survived, but ran out of gas and jumped onto his friends boat. 2 - Freedomworks with commie fail. 1 - Bob McDonnell "Just say yes." The slogan by the group for Posative Sexuality.

Musical Segue: Hall and Oates' "Adult Education." Proud to be from Philly, unlike tonigt's WPitW winner...more later.

Number 3: The Good Oldboysandgirls party will now stonewall Sonia Sotomayor's nomination as will Operation Rescue, a christian far-right nutjob group. Jonathon Alter, what is going on?

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)

Bronze - Andy Brightbart, Hollywood nutjob reading Gawker. Stay Classy, sir.
Silver - Comedian Boss Limbaugh blames the healthy for the future National healthcare syste..
Gold - Ashamed native of Philadelphia Michele Magalagang Malkin shiows a tasteless joke about the 9/11 pilots ready to crash into the second Twin Tower about the Miranda rights.

Number 1:
It has been one year since Tim Russert passed away in his boots as it were. A reflection back at that fateful day Saturday (6/13)

Have a great weekend. JFein's pinch hitting on Monday and Tuesday (Three-hour RAW on Monday, Phillies-Blue Jays game on Tuesday), so be good to him, and I'll be back on Wednesday (6/17) not only with Countdown and the first live blog of I Survived a Japanese Game Show.

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