T. J. Simers of the Los Angeles Times is a living, breathing mother fucking jagoff douchebag jackass in the vein of Comedian Boss Limbaugh if he had brains. He hates Philadelphia for no reason whatsoever in the vein of W.C. Fields. And Fields was actually a native Philadelphian.
Don't believe me? Here's his comments about the Phillie Phanatic the last two nights, plus a cheap shot at not only our fans, but also those of the Yankees:
"Nowhere in America are people more angry than those living here. During Game 3 they had their humorless furry mascot put on boxing gloves and take on someone who was supposed to be an L.A. fan, sunglasses, cellphone and all.
"The furry mascot punched him out, much to the delight of the folks here who love a dash of violence with their sports entertainment.
"During Game 4 the furry mascot took a small Dodgers blue helmet, placed it on the ground and then pulverized it, much to the delight of the locals. Same tired skits, by the way, they employed a year ago.
"But this is considered entertainment here, the only bright spot if they draw the Yankees now, getting a look in the mirror at fans who might remind them of themselves."
Send a long FUCKYOUDOUCHEBAG to firstname.lastname@example.org for all of us, and Stay Classy, you fucktard.