Blowouts, a boring game and the 1960 Denver Broncos Uniforms:
Odds are 1:9 that Keith or Dan mentions these guys above. Somebody at UniWatch did.
The teams that had bye week in Week 5 were the San Diego Chargers, the unbeaten New Orleans Saints, the Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears. As for the rest...
Browns 6, Bills 3: Zzzzzzzzz.
Panthers 20, Redskins 17: The Skins led this game 17-2. Then they left the field.
Steelers 28, Lions 20: Hey, the Lions actually looked good in this one, but Big Ben, fresh off his WWE RAW DX activities, then had two words for 'em: Suck It!TM
Vikings 38, Lambs 10: The Lambs' 1999 Super Bowl XXIV uniforms failed them.
Giants 44, Raiders 7: The less spoken to 49er16 about this game, the better.
The teams that had bye week in Week 5 were the San Diego Chargers, the unbeaten New Orleans Saints, the Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears. As for the rest...
Browns 6, Bills 3: Zzzzzzzzz.
Panthers 20, Redskins 17: The Skins led this game 17-2. Then they left the field.
Steelers 28, Lions 20: Hey, the Lions actually looked good in this one, but Big Ben, fresh off his WWE RAW DX activities, then had two words for 'em: Suck It!TM
Vikings 38, Lambs 10: The Lambs' 1999 Super Bowl XXIV uniforms failed them.
Giants 44, Raiders 7: The less spoken to 49er16 about this game, the better.
Cowboys 26, Chiefs 20 (OT): Stone Cold Myles Austin (WHAT?!TM) led the comeback in the 1960 Dallas Cowboys win over the 1960 Dallas Texans in Kansas City. You mean the Cotton Bowl was unavailable?
Bengals 17, Ravens 14: The Ravens defense was overaggressive at crunch time, and the Ravens choked in the progress.
Eagles 33, Bucs 14: The Suckaneers are 1976 bad.
Seahawks 41, Jaguars 0: Liz Hasselback's brother-in-law returned, and TJ Whosyourdaddy scored twice.
Cardinals 28, Texans 21: Time wasn't on Houston's side on 4th and goal from the cards two. Run the football? Crazy and unworkable.
Falcons 45, 49ers 10: Again, again on Letterman. Insert "Hiking the Old Appy Trail" reference here.
Broncos 20, Patriots 17 (OT): Did we mention the awful Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory circa 1971 Oompa Loompa uniforms the Broncos wore? Did we mention that Student beat Teacher as McDaniels beat Belecheat? Did I mention that the '60 Bronco monstrosoties were worse than the '33 Team Sweden kits the Iggles wore in '07?
Well, enjoy this Colts-Titans mismatch, as for me the Phils won't start until 10:07 PM.
UPDATE #1: Colts, as expected, blew out the Titans, 31-9.
UPDATE #2: It took forever (seemingly) but the Phillies took the lead in the sole remaining NLDS, beating Colorado 6-5 on Ryan Howard's game winning...sac fly.
Bengals 17, Ravens 14: The Ravens defense was overaggressive at crunch time, and the Ravens choked in the progress.
Eagles 33, Bucs 14: The Suckaneers are 1976 bad.
Seahawks 41, Jaguars 0: Liz Hasselback's brother-in-law returned, and TJ Whosyourdaddy scored twice.
Cardinals 28, Texans 21: Time wasn't on Houston's side on 4th and goal from the cards two. Run the football? Crazy and unworkable.
Falcons 45, 49ers 10: Again, again on Letterman. Insert "Hiking the Old Appy Trail" reference here.
Broncos 20, Patriots 17 (OT): Did we mention the awful Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory circa 1971 Oompa Loompa uniforms the Broncos wore? Did we mention that Student beat Teacher as McDaniels beat Belecheat? Did I mention that the '60 Bronco monstrosoties were worse than the '33 Team Sweden kits the Iggles wore in '07?
Well, enjoy this Colts-Titans mismatch, as for me the Phils won't start until 10:07 PM.
UPDATE #1: Colts, as expected, blew out the Titans, 31-9.
UPDATE #2: It took forever (seemingly) but the Phillies took the lead in the sole remaining NLDS, beating Colorado 6-5 on Ryan Howard's game winning...sac fly.
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