So you're looking for a Halloween costume to host that adult beverages party you're planning or you're going to Vegas to go to the Tropicana and appear on the new revival of Let's Make A Deal. You need a costume. Quick. Cheap. In a hurry. The seasonal stores (Spirit Halloween and Halloween Adventure) are way too risky. What do you do? Sure, at the old ERT site one year, I made fun of a few of Uncle Keith's enemas, er, enemies like Rush Limbaugh by suggesting that you carry around Post-Its as perscriptions and "selling them" to doctors and carry only blue M&Ms.
There's a site called the Costume Idea Zone that's just right for you. Lots of good ideas and more.