Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 9/16/09

The Tie: Brown, tan and black stripes.

Number 5: Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT) is chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, and now you can expect to pay $12 million under his proposed "compromise" bill. This bill will go down and go down hard. So many strings, so little time... and big insurance - which financed his campaign - responded with big gains on Wall Street. Howard Fineman does not believe that you should as the late Bruce Eric Smallwood circa 1976 WPEN "slang language" newscasts believe that "everything's going up so they're going to have to UP YOURS!" And then, Wendell Potter joins us from Philly to explain this all to you after blowing a whistle at Cigna.

Number 4: Former President Jimmy Carter's whispered fears have been true. All in the guise of health care reform, and the comments were recounted at his self-named library in Atlanta during a meeting last night (9/15), and then Good Oldboysandgirls Party chairman Michael Steele Sieve says that Carter's wrong, and is a distraction. And those at ClusterFixed and Fiends used the Stalking points of the Party of Nein, while Comedian Boss Limbaugh called Carter a "hemmoroid", speaking from an asshole like him.

So we have a dreaded glitch with Melissa Harris-Lacewell, who is supposed to talk about it... and there she is!

Number 3: And now, some examples of "racism" on President Obama. See Van Jones and Professor Harold Hill, Comedian Boss Limbaugh and Bill Orally on ACORN.

Best Persons: 3 - Dont play cop in louisiana. 2 - Lamar Alexander asks for a czar. What else is new? 1 - Former beauty queen at ClusterFixed and Fiends shows that ACORN clip about killing her lover.

Musical Segue: Boney maroney!

William Durant offered a company in 1908 called General Motors, and Keith's grandfather passed on it.

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN DWARF PLANET PLUTO) of worried about food safety.
Silver - Prof. Harold Hill had a meltdown on Joe McCarthy. Billo has the rights to the Joe Mccarthy name BTW. He screwed it up.
Gold - Rep. Joe "The Heckler" Wilson (R-SC) lied about being a immigration lawyer. He's a real estate lawyer.

Number 1: I am required by law to play this again as Miss Wasilla 1984 has become a public speaker as per Keith's tease this evening:

Tonight, Keith's sarcastic response...


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