Thursday, September 24, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 09/24/09

The Tie: Two-tone blue shadow diagonal tie.

Number 5: Fillibuster gone wild, and the Sen. Jon Kyle (R-AZ) stall game has begun.  Sen. Baucus-Up-The-Truck (D-MT) is also bored taking $175K, and killed lower pharma rates on the plan is dead.  Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) joins us to give us the anaylsis. BTYW, public option is voted on tomorrow.  Howard Fineman then joins us on MedPac, which was voted for 15-3.

Number 4: One year ago, the faux pas that is the Good Oldgirlsandboys Party on that health care stuff, now the need for new troops in Afghanistan, as Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC) complained.  Jonathon Alter, any idea?

Oddball: Who did McCain be replaced by?  Olbermann.  In Nottingham, england, roll down a ball on a hill.  Or drive a tank.  in India, an elephant attacked three cars.  Cash for Clunkers not available.

Number 3: Michael Moore's here to plug his new film, Capitalism: A Love Story.

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)
Bronze - Inanity didn't have the water bill paid.  Blames the government.  But it was June 30.
Silver - Chuck Norris wants to take down your 50-star flag and replace it with a tea bag-stained Old Glory. Bob Barker would dissaprove, and needs to spay and neuter Norris' mind.
Gold - Prof. Harold Hill wants to legalize slavery.  The book title is ideal for him: Arguing with Idiots.

Number 1: Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister went to Hong Kong and spoke about death panels to the youth in Asia.  Sorry, no music by The Grateful Dead.  Craig Crawford, please straighten her out...

See you on Sunday for FNiA.

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