Countdown Live Blog: 9/15/09

The Tie: Purple.

Number 5: Earth-Shattering Breaking News - Jimmy Carter denounces racism, which he believes still exists, saying they believe black people are not fit to run the country, and dubs it "an abominable circumstance". Lawrence O'Donnell, what says you? DailyKos.com founder Marcos Moulitsas also joins us, and Billo's talking about ACORN.

Meanwhile, Rep Joe The Heckler Wilson (R-SC) was given a wrist slap by his fellow congress members in a party-line vote.

Number 4: Insurance companies are cancelling your premiums and rejecting new ones, especially women (also known as "recission") that would be legal under a Senate proposal. And as usual, the Good Oldboysandgirls Party are against it. Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) joins us to tell all.

We have a recap on Jimmy Carter's racism comments.

Best Persons: 3 - Bob McDonnell running for the Commonwealth of Virginia governorship drops the F-Bomb. 2 - Guess who has sent a letter to criticized Caesar Chavez, speaking from the great beyond.. 1 - Prof. Harold Hill's logo for three red fists on a logo simular to a communist party with a tip o' the cap to Christopher Knight of the Los Angeles Times.

Musical Segue: Go Go White Sox.

Number 3: And speaking of the good Professor, where exactly was he Saturday (9/12) for his rally in Washington? Was he (and the others over at the Fixed Noise Rupert Murdoch Propaganda Channel) lying about over two million people when they were only off by 1,925,000. Add the usual suspects of Comedian Boss Limbaugh, Lou Dobbs, the actors and former beauty queen on ClusterFixed and Fiends and Michele Maglagangbang Malkin, noted ashamed native of Philadelphia to that nonsense of seven figures, denied by ABC News. Come on, Chris Hayes of The Nation, straighten it out for everyone.

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)

Bronze - Dick Morris says that there's no racism with president Obama. Will somebody tell him to shut the fuck up, please?

Silver - Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN DWARF PLANET PLUTO) once again lies about that illegal aliens will get healthcare. Will someone tell her shut the fuck up, please?

Gold - Will someone tell Rep. Virginia Fox (R-NC) to shut the fuck up about the Obama racism on the night Jimmy Carter complained about it? Especially about the health care reform that Bachmann has gone nuts on...and quoted an black guy who criticized him.

Number 1: There's been an Adolph XLIII sighting! He said both Obama and Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) were unqualified to be in The White House, and called Miss Wasilla 1984 "the governor of Guam". Hey Adolph, you're off by a few thousand miles just like that "Iraqi War" on her governorship, but the rest of Emmy Award Winning Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister's criticism...spot on! *Cue Joey Styles screaming "OHMYGOD!" please* Matt Lattimer's new book Speechless told all about it as it is ready to be printed. Craig Crawford, did Adolph XLIII call himself the man who redefined the GOP an asshole? Yup

And we'll see you tomorrow night!