In case you were wondering wher I was the last few days, I was burned out from two days of baseball and hard work. But I am back with batteries recharged.
The Tie: Red with white micropindotsTM.
Number 5: Miss Wasilla 1984 is off the deep end. Again. She thinks she'll be facing a Obama "death panel" and all the Good Oldboysandgirls Party picked it up and Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister has now reversed course...yeah, for what, for who? John Boehner (R-OH), House minority leader taking a break from recess, along with Newt The Lying Gingrich, Betsy McCoy - that lying witch Olbermann outed as a shill for big pharma, and a guy named Keith Gladney who is posing as an angered person - are echoing it. Lawrence O'Donnell is here to examine it all, and Sen Bernie Sanders (I-VT) brings himself into the story.
Number 4: Attorney General Eric holder is planning to have a special prosicutor on the subject of
Oddball: David Frost's interviews were negotiated 34 years ago today with Mr. Nixon. In India, a stuntman rides a on a ladder attached to a motorcycle for eight hours. A hair stylist in Bejing keeps the hair he cuts by making sculptures from it. Wasn't it a year ago Saturday they had fake fireworks to open the Olympics? And in Finland, the world sauna championships were held.
Number 3: After Hiking The Old Appalachian TrailSM, Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) wanted to have his domestic trips paid for by having his employees write on both sides of a Post-It, and even used a state airplane to see his dentist and getting a haircut. Sanford also broke the law on those Down Argentinia Way trysts trips that were not in economy clas. Mrs. Sanford has decided to move to her plantation home for the duration. Dear South Carolina, impeach Sanford now.
Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)
Bronze - Masuhiro Mastumoto was late and hit a railroad emergency button. he works for the railroad.
Silver - Fixed and Fiends hit Nancy Pelosi's "anti-American" stance...or so they think.
Gold - Comedian Boss Limbaugh claims that he calls everyone's a Nazi, and Pelosi's pissed off about it. And it was Hummel Rumsfeld who said it.
Number 1: Keith's special comment on the morons who are ruining those meetings about Obama's health care reform. The video proof below.
As for everything else, I'll see you in 24 hours.