Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 8/4/09

The Tie: Red with white micropindotsTM.

Number 5: The faux teabaggers are disrupting every Democratc rally, with an extra $5 million for a New York State high-speed railway presser interrupted in Utica. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, JAGOFFS! Also, a tasteless protester in Maryland ranted on Sen. Chris Dodd (D-CT) and cancer, along with comments about Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) and those Democracts are really pissed off about it. Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD), who heads the Democratic House fundraising efforts, joins us for more about the Good Oldboysandgirls Party's Pain-In-the-Astroturfing.
BTW, the Health Care Reform compromise bills will be voted on after the forthcoming recess.

And the lemmings are from the fear or greed, of those of corporate hogs in the insurance, hospitals, big pharma and others of which Keith has named names. Markos Maulitsas from DailyKos.com joins us to tells us who's buying and selling...more of the former than the latter.

Number 4: Bill Clinton went to North Korea helped to get pardons for Laura Ling and Euna Lee from Current (run by his vice president Al Gore) compliments of Kim-Jung Il, and they will be reunited. Steve Clemons from TheWashingtonNote.com is here to tell us more.

Oddball: Happy 48th Birthday, President Obama. Born in Hawai'i, not in Kenya. Take that, fake birth certificate holder/lawyer/dentist/real estate agent/right wing nutjob Orly Taitz.
More on that, later and where it came from... In Petersberg, England, Benson the carp passed away today at the age of 25 after 63 hooks from fisherpeople. Video obit here:

Meanwhile, a lake sea propolled Rocketman device and be yours for $130,000, along with the water propolled cars. And in Red Wing, Minnesota, the world's largest boot (16 feet) size 638D was moved to its' new location a couple blocks down the street.

Best Persons: 3 - Kent and Jo Hovind insist they don't owe taxes from theior now-closed dinosaur park. 2 - Christan Hidalgo didn't pay taxes while organizing Teabagging Parties. 1 - In a forthcoming book, Adolph XLIII was admitting thast Barney the dog was the son he never had...

Musical Segue: Something about "Barney Boy."

Number 3: Slaughter of humans for sport and the folks at The Security Firm Formerly Known as Blackwater. The astory broke in The Nation this week, along with a manner that Christains going after Muslims thanks to John Doe #1 and John Doe #2, and Xe Industries denies it. Jeremy Scahill joins us to lead us on.

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)

Bronze - Rep. Peter King (R-NY) thinks health care reform isn't an important issue. That from a man who spat on Michael Jackson's legacy.
Silver -
Chuck Norris is officially an Obama Birther. Bob Barker is pissed off beyond belief.
Gold -
And Lou Dobbs agrees, and hates Keith by siding with ashamed Philadephia native Michele Magalgangbang Malkin as his ratings are falling faster then Michael Weinersavage's sanity. Go over to the illegal ailens of yours with those horses and clean out the stable that's full of the stuff you're full of, will ya?

Number 1: We mentioned President Obama's 48th birthday earlier - twice as a matter of fact - in this blog earlier, but did you know that faux birth certificate was from Australia, and some fifty-year-old guy naned Jeffrey David Bomford from Adalede, Australia thinks he's now The Leader of the Most Powerful Country on Planet Earth
SM. And sure enough, Mr. Bomford thinks it's high-lair-ee-us! No, really, Orly Taitz, the place you wrote on, WorldNetDaily.com, found it legit in Hawai'i, so just go back to that hole you came up from. Paul F. Thompson also laughs at you.

I'll cut to the chase and see you tomorrow for both Countdown
and the season (and series?) finale of I Survived a Japanese Game Show.


  1. Countdown does not have the same feel now that Richard Wolffe is off the show for good. Just out of random curiousity, who is your favorite regular Countdown guest? Mine was Wolffe. Oh, and if you answer Musto, I will need to have a few words with you in private. ;-)

    Trust me, JC, you're not the only one who wants the birth certificate "rumors" to go away. Keith Olbermann is right on this issue. Barack Obama was indeed born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961. It truly is ridiculous and absurd that some people are still talking about their doubts today....

    Source for birth certificate: http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html

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  3. Do the name Maria Milito ring a bell?