Thursday, August 13, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 8/13/09

The Tie: Navy blue, white and silver stripes.

Number 5: Congratulations, Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) ansd Miss Wasilla 1984 for removing those death provisions on your own on the end of life benefits. You know, the death panel, while Michael Steele Sieve claimed via denial that the Good Oldboysandgirls Party sabotaged those town hall meetings and Grassley did the Dutch Boy Finger in the Dike stuff. And Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister put on her Facebook about those death panels, but instead, it was about a hypothetical thing. Yes, she even quoted Eugene Washington who just happens to join us to tell more. Kevorkian much, Palin, Grasley, and every GOP far right wing idiot crack head?

Meanwhile, at 1600 Pennsylania Avenue, the bait wasn't taken by someone else, so Howard Dean (YARRRRRRH!) joins us to look into this.

Number 4: Ah, the tell-all of Herr Goebles on the Adolph XLIII Gestapo will soon be put out, and he hated Adolph XLIII, and Barton Gellman of The Washington Post told all and heard all and joins us to explain it all.

Odball: In 1860, Phoebe Ann Mosley, a/k/a Annie Oakley was born. We have
Earth Shattering Breaking News on last night's (8/12) infamous "Throw-A-Plastic-Cup-Full-Of-Beer-At-Shane Victorino Gate" at The Friendy Confines of Wrigley Field, or as it is better known, Steve Bartman Park. Lou Pinella and the Cubs as a whole apologized. Security fingered the wrong guy...and ejected him. The real perp turned himself in and faces assault charges. Suggestion for guilty charge: Let's send him to Philly to have our fans beat his ass down. In Janesville, Wisconsin, is that a gun in your pocket or are you here to see the off-duty cops?

Best Persons: 3 - Jon Klein of CNN will ban radio talk show hosts as guests. Take it further and ban CNN hosts from doing talk radio (See "Dobbs, Lou"). 2 - Jerrel Paul Arnold asked for the cash and handed over his ID. Now he's in the big house for that. 1 - Melissa Brants' photo featured a squirrel or a prarie dog. And this made it onto National Geographic, too.

Musical Segue: The theme from National Lampoon's Vacation. Sorry, park's closed, the moose outside shoulda told ya...

Number 3: More on Herr Goebles and Adolph XLIII Gestapo and paranoia will destroya. Just ask John Dean, who comes back to tell everything...

NBC News found exclusive footage of last Saturday's (8/8) crash that claimed ten lives from the air into the Hudson River in NYC that the National Transportation Safety Board will need and it is graphic. We'll post it later.

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World, The National Health Care Proposal From the Far, Far Right Crazy Nut Job Looney Bin Edition)
Bronze - Coultergeist starts again to be claiming on the death panel of Dr. Emanuel.
Silver - Rep. John Mica (R-FL) again claims death counselors...death panel.
Gold - Comedian Boss Limbaugh claimed that he was compared to Nazis, but calls out those supporting the plans Nazis minutes later. What an idiot. See yesterday's (8/12) Bronze for my comment.

Number 1: Secretary of State Hilary Rodham Clinton was in Nigeria and said that she was comparing new democracies to the infamous rigged 2000 election when Adolph got his brother - the Governor of Florida - to fix the balloting. Alois Bush's spokesperson wished Hilary well on the trip. Margaret Carlson from Bloomsberg News will explain this for those who were born before 2000.

And so, tomorrow we will meet again.

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