Thursday, August 20, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 8/20/09

The Tie: Lavender/purple.

Number 5: President Obama went Dick Solomon on us with the "belt and suspenders" and used this to place an image on the GOP.

The 44th Presidenty told the DNC that there's no illegal immigrant clause, death panel or socialism takeover, and for the B&S, reform is the belt, the public option is the suspenders, and will try to get the Republicans to attempt to side with him on this. One of them, Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA) wants no public option, and scaling back on the teabaggers protests on town meetings. Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) also was found to say to prepare for a future without a Kennedy in the bigger house of Congress. Howard Fineman and Jonathon Alter put it all on the table.

Number 4: The Adolph XLIII Gestapo told then-Homeland Security boss Tom Ridge vis a vis Herrs Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft to raise the "terror threat" from yellow to orange on the day of the 2004 Presidential Election in his new book The Test of Our Time. Add that to the 2000 rigging of the election by his brother, the clusterfuck in Ohio that year and now we know why the Democrats were so pissed and now the Good Oldboysandgirls Party are paying through the nose and then some into say, 2012. John Dean will explain what the hell was going on.

Did You Know? Are you stupid enough? Did you have any idea? There's a Keith Olbermann bobblehead? Get it at today. Start planning your Christmas wish list today, and check this T-shirt out.

Oddball: Yabba dabba doo to celebrate Fred Flintstone's original voice actor, Alan Reed's birthday. The Winnipeg Goldeyes and Fargo Morehead Hawks fought. What made this extra special fun? the coaches went at it. If you subscribe to Entertainment Weekly in New York and LA, you'll get a free Pepsi Max video player inside select copies promoting CBS shows. And a free Joel McHale Community promo.

Best Persons, The "Great Verbal Drop Trou" Edition: 3 - Inanity and Stewart Varney lie about Social Security's default. 2 - Tom Delay tapdancing on Obama's gift certificate, or birth certificate. 1 - Sen Kay Bailey Hutchenson (R-TX) homecoming queen in 1961 wants education like she had. Segragated.

Musical Segue: Never Going back to My Home School by Steeley Dan.

Number 3: Guess who was outsorced for those hit squads against Al-Qaeda that Herr Goebles Cheney had? That's right, The Company Formerly Known As Blackwater. Retired CIA heads went to Xe and it failed. Jeremy Scahill from The Nation rejoins us for more.

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)

Glenn Beck is on vacation...or has been suspended for a week for those stupid Obama reverse racism comments.
Bronze - Turdblossom (a Norwegian-American) was inducted into the Hall of Fame. And is still in this man's Hall of Shame.
Silver - Sen. Jon Cornym (R-TX) lies again on his own web site.
Gold - Rep. Roy Blunt (R-MO) can't get his replacement on his hip in Canada and the UK. What a liar. He pulled the number of thin air, but in reality of his ass.

Number 1: More "Fun On Hiking the Old Appalachian TrailTM", compliments of Sen. Jon Ensign (R-NV) claims that affair was not as bad as President Clinton, equaling Sen. Jon "Fillibuster? I don't even know her!" Vitter (R-LA) at that, and not counting Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) either. Las Vegas Sun columnist Jon Ralston explains.

I'll see you tomorrow night.

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