Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 8/5/09

The Tie: Light blue.

Number 5: A congressman of the rookie class of Democrat Class of 2008 has been assulted by the Teabagging Mobs, name withheld by those, and another one has a death threat hung on himself, and Rep. Gene Green (D-TX) shouts down the protester. He even had a show of hands for government health care, namely Medicare or Medicaid. Eugene Robinson, your thoughts?

Meanwhile, the President and others in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue spread out to tell how the Stimulai is working, but now need bipartianism to help move healthcare. Chris Hayes from The Nation is here to give us his views.

Number 4: The Good Oldboysandgirls Party and their defacto leader, Comedian Boss Limbaugh, attacked former President Clinton's visit to North Korea wishing that Constituional Limits were not involved and Adolph Bush XLIII would still be in charge and direct nukes toward North Korea, bringing back Laura Ling and Euna Lee. Now THAT is "Mission Accomplished." And Dickhead Morris, John Bolton and others used the Republican Echo Machine to say it was a diplomatic failure. Here's Hilary Mann Leverett to tell us more about it.

Best Persons: 3 - SOS Mata Atlantica wants you to do number 1 in the shower. 2 - Ben Zimmer debunks the Swedish and Dutch anchors called "Cronkiters". 1 - WorldNetDaily lays another claim to Barack Obama in Hebrew: Surfing Israeli.

Musical Segue: The Beach Boys "Surfin' USA".

Number 3: More on the mess caused by The Private security hitmen Formerly Known As Blackwater killing Iraqi with new details. The former head of Xe Enterprises was a gun smuggler as well, and will fight it in court. Once again, The Nation writer Jeremy Scahill joins us.

Still Bushed!: 3 - Rachael Paloze, Gonzo's assistant and wound up info with top officers and will have to use a mop. 2 - Eight ex-Adolph staffers are running for office and distantly going away from Herr Bush. 1 -
Those not at Gitmo witnesses were paid off with money and shoes. From your government.

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - Lou Dobbs loses it even as we speak...and wants to hurt Olbermann. He's also losing viewers, even in repeats on HLN.
Silver - Former beauty queen Gretchen Carlson said two Minnesota auto dealers are in the Cash for Clunkers. It's two percent. Go fiddle whilst Fixed Noise burns.
Gold - Comedian Boss Limbaugh asks if Bill Clinton went to hit on the Current reporters.

Number 1: Since the guy who last ran against her said he won't run against Rep. Michele Bachmann (D-MN Dwarf Planet Pluto) we proudly present her greatest hits. I tell ya, this is what WPitW was invented for! Here's the video proof...

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See you upstairs as we say goodbye for the summer (and forever?) for I Survived a Japanese Game Show.

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