In case you didn't hear the news or just got back from a long trip to Uranus (please, no third-grade Star Trek jokes), Manny Ramirez of the Los Angeles Dodgers was handed a fifty-game suspension by Major League Baseball for a performance-enhancing drug he didn't know about.
All I can say is "Mannywood is closed until July 3." Wait. It gets crazier. the drug he was suspended for may have been used by the Octomommy. Keith will have some more tonight on the show, so join me at 8 PM US EDT for the live bloging.