The Tie: Red with white micro pindots.
Number 5: Comedian Boss Limbaugh again tells everyone what the Good Oldboysandgirls Party to do, especially of the National Council for a New America, and they forget to invite the Evil Twin Sister of Elizabeth Samtamatina Fey. Limbaugh claims that the leaders of the GOP hate Miss Wasalai 1984. And now she's on the council, also known as the circular firing squad. Richard Wolffe, your thoughts?
And now the Tea Party protests creator, Eric Odom, believes that the movement has gone way off base, just ask Fixed Noise. "Act locally, think nationally" was supposed to be their motto, so Chris Hayes, what does The Nation think?
Number 4: Meantime, in the continuing saga of W. Is For Whitewashing, lawyers for Adolph XLIII want to rewrite the report on rewriting torture laws, thus watering down waterboarding. This according to The Washington Post which also will report everything but the kitchen sink. Prof. Jonathon Turley, local bar associations punishing those involved? Come on!
Oddball: Thirteen days since Inanity wanted to be waterboarded for charity; help me out at TheInatitFiles@gmail.com if you care. And in Sao Paolo, Brazil, bad fireworks burned the Paulista championship trophy. Hey, look who was at a local hamburger stand today. Cheeseburger, cheesburger, cheeseburger, chips, chips, chips, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi.. (No Coke, Pepsi.)
Number 5: Comedian Boss Limbaugh again tells everyone what the Good Oldboysandgirls Party to do, especially of the National Council for a New America, and they forget to invite the Evil Twin Sister of Elizabeth Samtamatina Fey. Limbaugh claims that the leaders of the GOP hate Miss Wasalai 1984. And now she's on the council, also known as the circular firing squad. Richard Wolffe, your thoughts?
And now the Tea Party protests creator, Eric Odom, believes that the movement has gone way off base, just ask Fixed Noise. "Act locally, think nationally" was supposed to be their motto, so Chris Hayes, what does The Nation think?
Number 4: Meantime, in the continuing saga of W. Is For Whitewashing, lawyers for Adolph XLIII want to rewrite the report on rewriting torture laws, thus watering down waterboarding. This according to The Washington Post which also will report everything but the kitchen sink. Prof. Jonathon Turley, local bar associations punishing those involved? Come on!
Oddball: Thirteen days since Inanity wanted to be waterboarded for charity; help me out at TheInatitFiles@gmail.com if you care. And in Sao Paolo, Brazil, bad fireworks burned the Paulista championship trophy. Hey, look who was at a local hamburger stand today. Cheeseburger, cheesburger, cheeseburger, chips, chips, chips, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi.. (No Coke, Pepsi.)
Best Persons: 3 - Hippolitio Vasquez tagged his marks with silver painty and chocolate. 2 - If David Bossie is Hollywood, I'm Slim Shady. 1 - Jean Musgjerd claimed that her opposition voided a home run because the hitter high-fived her teammates. Her team won in bonus cantos.
Musical Segue: "Everyone Wants To Rule The World" by Tears For Fears. Remember whan that was the theme of a retired comedian's TV show where he said he got paid by the word "fuck" on HBO?
Number 3: If you want bipartisanship, you need tripartisanship. The Party of No will fight to the death on the Supreme Court nominee replacing Justice David Souther. And there will be no sympathy whatsoever... Oh, great. Turdblossom has a myth of bipartianship, claiming that the air is poisioned. Margaret Carlsson, please explain this.
Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - President Obama does "cinco de quatro...er, Mayo at the White House."
Silver - Michele Bachmann (R-
Gold - Laura Ingraham pinch hit for Billo the Clown and criticizes Miss California USA Carrie Prejean and the same stuff said by Musto... And Keith, that is a fitting photo to use, much like Rich "Ejaculate on the Couch" Lowry and Michelle Magalgang Malkin (asahmed to be a native of Philadelphia) you've been using.
Number 1: Joe the Non-Plumber calls gay marraige "queer" and the aforementioned Carrie Prejean had some rather, um, interesting photo shown on TheDirty.com, claiming she's a Christian and a model. Mellissa Harris-Lacewell of Princeton University is here to tell us more.
As that retired comedian as I spoke of once said on Weekend Update and his previously mentioned HBO program "Guess what? That's the news and I AM OUTTA HERE!" See you tomorrow night...
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