Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 5/6/09

The Tie: A new one, this being in a brown, black and silver pattern.

Number 5: Herr Goebles will sure as hell continue to run President Obama's administration into the ground. If he claimed to look out for the little guy, we have a pile of bullshit so damn high, even Adolph XLIII wouldn't stand for it. So, who is in charge defending Abu Gahrib because he opens his mouth on what is going on, and so Howard Fineman wonders what is going on nowadays.

Meanwhile, the de facto leader of the Good Oldboysandgirls Party, Comedian Boss Limbaugh has opened his mouth and inserted his foot yet again...mocking the actual guys who are suffering in the recesion. And this from a man who maked $400M/year and Clear Channel laid off 1,200 people. Meanwhile, Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) claims that the New America crap is a anti-listening tour. And Colin Powell blames the Comedian for the downfall of the GOP, and Limbaugh wants to have Powell leave the diminishing party. Okay Pulitzer Prize winner Eugene Robinson, what say you about the Brainwashing by the Comedian?

Number 4: When a rejected nominee to Ambassador to the UN on the GOP side attacks President Obama - namely John Bolton - spent much of the time in an op-ed about the torture then brings up John Erlichaman by leaving Spanish lawyers who are investigating by leaving them "twisting slowly in the wind", then you must be required to bring John Dean for a discussion.

Oddball: Two weeks since Inanity said that he wanted to be waterboarded for a veterans' charity. Please help out by making your cash contribution to Remember, we're donating a penny a second for his water torture, and it gets doubled if Inanity admits he was going to wet his pants fearing for his life. For those of you wishing that Bonnie Prince Charlie is a toad waiting to be kissed, we hate to break the news to you, but the answer is no and both actually moved. So have a lot of celebs. And in Chicago, there was an ATM robbery connected with Lex Luthor.

Best Persons: 3 - Remember Jean Musgjred and the illeagal walkoff stuff yesterday? She forgot. And it wasn't aware about the warning part. 2 - Jacqui Smith, the UK's home secratary banned fifteen others, including Weinersavage which was mentioned yeaterday (5/5). 1 - An enraged man in Germany can't remember the greeting card was being mistaken for next door neighbors blasting music.

Musical Segue: The Temptations' "It's The Same Old Song." MO-TOWN!

Number 3: Sen. Arlen Spector (D-PA) was stripped of Republican seniority on many committes, as done by Majority leader Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) last night. Oh, he joked about the Norm Coleman, and blamed himself on the call. Joe Lockhart, ex-White House press secretary under Bill Clinton, is here to pull back.

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - Turdblossom has never heard of this guy called reality. He studied three months until they got John Roberts, and then two months later, that Harriet Meyers nomination!
Silver - Billo trashed The Boss on Pete Seeger's 90th Birhday. No stats to back them up?
Gold - Pirate Rupert's NewsCorpse wrecked ashore as income falls 47%. Newspapers down 99%. TV stations down 99%. Keith mocks Billo again complete with hand gestures. Arrrrrr...

Number 1: Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister's daughter "Happiness is seeing" Bristol "in your rear-view mirror" is once again promoting absotence on Today and GMA. Meanwhile, the jilted boyfriend of hers appeared on The Early Show and called it a crock. Meanwhile, Good Day Wherever sucks. And mommy was unavailable for comment. Welcome MSNBC's new host, Dylan Ratigan, starting Monday in the AM to discuss.

We'll see you tomorrow night...thankfully.

1 comment:

  1. Actually, I've seen Keith wear that tie a few times before including the day that I live blogged him.