The Tie: Blue, gray and lavender stripes.
Number 5: The Swine (Influenza H1N1) flu is almost everywhere via media overpanic, and President Obama explained last night we should be avoiding going on flights anywhere, but Vice President Biden said we shouldn't go anywhere - even on public transportation. He retracted that statement for those traveling via air whatever this week, especially if you feel sick. Howard Fineman is not wearing a mask though tempted, but he'll tell all.
The CDC count has topped 100 cases over 15 states, and schools in Fort Worth, Texas were closed, with high school sports events in all of the Lone Star State and Alabama on haitus indefinatly. And the World Health Organization (WHO) sways it's eleven countries. Dr. Roy Gulick from the New York Presbyterian Hospital is in the studio to explain the flu to you.
Number 4: The Godd Oldboysandgirls Party have announced The National Council For A New America. Leaders include Mitt Romney, John mcCain, Kenneth the Page, Haley Barbor and Adolph XLIII's brother, Rigging Jeb while the current GOP leader, Michael Steele (remember him?) went on MSNBC to explain hats. Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) started robocalling Sen. Arlen Spector (D-PA) with Adolph commenting on Spector. Chris Cillizza, what in the bluest of blue hells is going on?
Oddball: Eight days since Inanity's boast. What's Elizabeth Santmatina Fey's Evil Twin Sister doing an interview on American Chopper with a dead bear in the background? And we have another fall down of the models and posing in Brazil. Nuts!
Best Persons: 3 - Billo started web chats online and he's lost geographically, thinking he's in Rockefeller Center on 48th Street across from NBC, when it's actually 49th Street. GPS? 2 - A California batern whirler, er, baton twirler beat down bullies. 1 - An Keswick High Shool student bully in Ontario was chopped down by a black belt, and protests followed after he used Asian ephitets. Boy the cops are confused on who to charge.
Musical Segue: Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It".
Number 3: Con-di "The Wicked Bitch Of The East" Rice, former NSA supervisor and Secratary of State may have admitted she was involved on torture at Leland Stanford Junior University. And that would be a confession according to John Dean.
Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - Billo again on the web this time saying about universal health care that they should stop drinking gin.
Silver - Turdblossom in The Murdoch Street Journal didn't get the question on universal health care from an online town meeting.
Gold - Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-NC) blames ABC News for the insincere apology on last night's statements.
Number 1: Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, has joined an anti-gay marriage group (not a big fan of Perez Hilton, either) but not before the state pagent organizers paid for breast augumentaion. Thus avoiding as Y2J once said about Stephanie McMahon "let the boobies hit the floor". She also turned her back on the Special Olympics as well.
Number 5: The Swine (Influenza H1N1) flu is almost everywhere via media overpanic, and President Obama explained last night we should be avoiding going on flights anywhere, but Vice President Biden said we shouldn't go anywhere - even on public transportation. He retracted that statement for those traveling via air whatever this week, especially if you feel sick. Howard Fineman is not wearing a mask though tempted, but he'll tell all.
The CDC count has topped 100 cases over 15 states, and schools in Fort Worth, Texas were closed, with high school sports events in all of the Lone Star State and Alabama on haitus indefinatly. And the World Health Organization (WHO) sways it's eleven countries. Dr. Roy Gulick from the New York Presbyterian Hospital is in the studio to explain the flu to you.
Number 4: The Godd Oldboysandgirls Party have announced The National Council For A New America. Leaders include Mitt Romney, John mcCain, Kenneth the Page, Haley Barbor and Adolph XLIII's brother, Rigging Jeb while the current GOP leader, Michael Steele (remember him?) went on MSNBC to explain hats. Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) started robocalling Sen. Arlen Spector (D-PA) with Adolph commenting on Spector. Chris Cillizza, what in the bluest of blue hells is going on?
Oddball: Eight days since Inanity's boast. What's Elizabeth Santmatina Fey's Evil Twin Sister doing an interview on American Chopper with a dead bear in the background? And we have another fall down of the models and posing in Brazil. Nuts!
Best Persons: 3 - Billo started web chats online and he's lost geographically, thinking he's in Rockefeller Center on 48th Street across from NBC, when it's actually 49th Street. GPS? 2 - A California batern whirler, er, baton twirler beat down bullies. 1 - An Keswick High Shool student bully in Ontario was chopped down by a black belt, and protests followed after he used Asian ephitets. Boy the cops are confused on who to charge.
Musical Segue: Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It".
Number 3: Con-di "The Wicked Bitch Of The East" Rice, former NSA supervisor and Secratary of State may have admitted she was involved on torture at Leland Stanford Junior University. And that would be a confession according to John Dean.
Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - Billo again on the web this time saying about universal health care that they should stop drinking gin.
Silver - Turdblossom in The Murdoch Street Journal didn't get the question on universal health care from an online town meeting.
Gold - Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-NC) blames ABC News for the insincere apology on last night's statements.
Number 1: Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, has joined an anti-gay marriage group (not a big fan of Perez Hilton, either) but not before the state pagent organizers paid for breast augumentaion. Thus avoiding as Y2J once said about Stephanie McMahon "let the boobies hit the floor". She also turned her back on the Special Olympics as well.
Oh, shit, Musto's on. I am outta here...see you tomorrow.
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Looks like we've got a Billo the Clown webcast story to look forward to tonight. Should be fun.
ReplyDeleteNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT MUSTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHY DOES OLBERMAN KEEP MENTIONING HANNITY? WHY DOES HE MENTION ANYONE ON FOX? FOX NEWS IS ALREADY KICKING MSNBC'S ASS IN THE RATINGS AND THIS IDIOT KEEPS GIVING THEM FREE ADVERTISMENT.
ReplyDeleteBecause Inanity wanted to be waterbaorded for charity...and he's looking like he's backing down like a little girl or a cowboy who wrote checks that his ass can't cash.
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