Thursday, July 9, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 7/9/09

The Tie: Purple.

Number 5: Don't trust the CIA anymore. Misleading Congress since the outset of the Adolph XLIII Gestapo, and consealing things from Congress is policy...what part of the word "lie" don't they get? Ask John Boehner (R-OH), the House Minority Leader. Meanwhile, Speker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), whom he targeted, and won't apologize. Rep. Rush Holt (D-NJ) joins us to answer what he knows..only to have been cut off by a Rudy Martzke Memorial Dreaded Glitch and a Howard Fineman cameo, but the problem was fixed quickly. And Fineman joins us later for his view... A Democrat named Rush? HOW ORIGINAL!

Number 4: Miss Wasilla 1984's time as Governor of Alaska is now about the legal systemm, as in by quitting, she said that the reason Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister is quitting was to save money in the lawyers. WRONG ANSWER! It was already budgeted before and after she left. Even her successor lied through his damn teeth. Margaret Carlson, tell us about Sarah's lies.

Oddball: Tom Seaver's nearly perfect game occured on this day forty years ago. And it's the running of Da Bulls in Pamplona, and Oddball roots for Da Bulls. In Germany, a perp steals a tractor at 12 MPH with six cop cars chasing him.

Best Persons: 3 - Natalie Jasmer hid so well in a game of hide-and-seek, the cops were called. 2 - Rep. Steve King (R-NY) he of Michael Jackson's child molesting imfamany, was against Congress putting a slavery plaque. You, sir, are now officially certified as a racist. 1 -
Turdblossom uses The Murdoch Street Journal to criticize the Obama Stimulai.

Musical Segue: Your guess is as good as mine...

Number 3: The Sonia Sotomayor Supreme Court nomination hearings begins Monday (7/13), and Sen. Jeff Sessoms (R-AL) claimed that the Puerto Rican Civil Defense Fund was "racist", and Louis Freed, ex-FBI boss will testify in her favor. In addition, she's highly qualified according to the Amrian Bar Association. Chris Cillizza, any thoughts?

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - Dr. John Dusler of the Valley Swim Club in nearby Huntington Valley discrimanates against over 70 black and Hispanic kids from a day camp.
Silver - News of the World (owned by NewsCorpse) hacked phones, emails, etc. among many celebs.
Gold - Coultergeist doesn't believe Miss Wasilla 1984, Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister is hot...but does Rich Lowry know about it?

Number 1: has a new definition: "Pulling a Palin". Let us introduce you to some additional politically-themed defnitions.

And also some EARTH SATTERING BREAKING NEWS - Seems Sen. Jon Ensign (R-NV) had his parents pay the parents oif his mistress $98K. So with that, I'm pulling an exit...stage left. Have a great trip, JFein to Europe, and I'll be back tomorrow night. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on your FireAndyReidNow! blog for the time being.



  2. I'll still be here tomorrow. I leave Saturday afternoon.

    I'll be missing ya, JC (in a non-creepy way, of course).