Monday, July 13, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 7/13/09

The Tie: Purple, black and silver stripes.

Number 5: The Adolph XLIII Gestapo failed at everything, and The Murdoch Street Journal reported that there was a secret plan to get Al-Qaeda secretly. The Ayatollah Herr Dickcheney Goebles tried to cover it up, so he sent his daughter Elizabeth to do media briefings. Jane Mayer from The New Yorker is here to tell us all about it, and then Jonathan Alter explains Liz' foot-in-mouth story.

Number 4: Eric Holder wants to look into illegal enhanced interrigation techniques waterboarding, but will be limited to a limited placement with a special prosecution man. And what Holder saw turned his stomach, so Prof. Jonathon Turley, explain this.

Oddball: Harry Kraus was born 121 years ago, quite a pitcher until he had a sore arm. The G8 summit had some mooning on Tg1 in Italy. Moonlight becomes you... Greenville, South Carolina had a squirrel with a yogurt cup on its head. A yogurt cup on its' head.

Best Persons: 3 - In 80 years of Morse code, Pittsburgh misspelling. 2 - Wendell Potter said Michael Moore's Sicko was spot on. 1 -
Dr. Richard Williams said that those who can endure pain, by encouraged to cuse out loud.

Musical Segue: The Police's "King of Pain."
Hot Hit 4 at 8:31 PM, 78 degrees. (All of you who lived through the 1980's will get that last line.)

Number 3: It's a lost cause for Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL), onetime racist and rejected judicial nominee and the other members of the Good Oldboysadgirls Party in the Sotomayor hearings. The questions will begin tomorrow. Even Lindsay Graham (R-SC) has admitted that barring a complete meltdown, she's on the bench. Sotomayor also directed the Latino direction in her cases. Lawrence O'Donnell now joins us to anaylize it all.

Number 2 (Worst Persons in the World)
Bronze - Comedian Boss Limbaugh begs for attention by comparing Sotomayor to George Allen (the son of the old Redskin coach.)
Silver - Jim Thompson of removed a racist thread about The First family...three days late. they went on to list old addresses of e-mails.
Gold - Rev. Riley Blake prays to God that Obama be dead.

Number 1: Miss Wasliia 1984 will never go away, threatening to start a rogue party of far right Democrats that believes in her views. And Levi johnston thought about doing a reality show. Meanwhile, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), loser to President Obama last November was shocked that Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister quit. Chris Cillizza, any ideas?

I'm off to FARN for the Home Run Derby live blog. See you tomorrow.


  1. JC will you skip Olberman tonight for me :-) I need some company.