Monday, July 6, 2009

Countdown Live Blog: 7/6/09

The Tie: Brown, gold and tan stripes.

Number 5: What awaits Miss Wasilla 1984? She's quit as governor of Alaska, so you won't have Tina Fey's Evil Twin Sister to kick around anymore (in Anchorage) especially on July 3rd (Friday), for The Quitta from Wasilla. Even threw basketball anaologies at us. The writer of that Vanity Fair article, Todd Purdum, joins us to answer all those important questions.

Number 4: Shannyn Moore (not the fake fighter who was the Original MFer), who reported the Wasilla house that TFETS had built by the same construction firm that built a sports complex in her hometown, and is being threatened with a lawsuit stopping investigations into that house, is getting Keith's Sixth Degree,

Oddball: Richard Lewis' wife celebrated a birthday on the Fourth. In Finland, the annual wife carrying contest was held. The Sanfords pulled out after a last minute problem. Stockton, California's tree found the image of Michael Jackson. Whoo hoo hoo.

Best Persons: 3 - Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-GA) slipped an extra Fed cash for planes where he owns stock in the makers. 2 - Azaz Gul Saqib returns the pig he had to the zoo. 1 - Rep. Peter King (R-NY) bitched about Michael Jackson's coverage and dubbed him a child molester.

Musical Segue: "Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone."

Number 3: In other news, Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) is still running the state and Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) will be sworn in tomorrow (7/7). In Texas, the Tea Party Part II was a failure. Sen. Jon Kornen and Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) were booed at Southfork Ranch (where J.R. Ewing was shot) and in Tennessee, poor attendance was blamed for that rally on bad directions. "Genius, I tells ya, GENIUS!" Richard Wolffe, your thoughts?

Number 2 (Worst Person in the World)
Bronze - Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) says there's no Stimulai money for roads in Ohio. Ah, but $89.3 million is being spent.
Silver - Comedian Boss Limbaugh wants to bring in Honduras-based terrorists to overthrow our government. That would be treason. Homeland Security, HELLO!
Gold - DuVal Country (FL) Tea party guests - paid for by the Good Oldboysandgirls Party council - had Obama-as-Adolph pictures and ACORN equal to the SS in Germany.

Number 1: We recall Tina Fey impersonating her Evil Twin Sister and other moments from the 2008 Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash.

I'll be here Wednesday (7/8) for the twinbill. JFein will fill in tomorrow night (7/7). I'll be at the Phillies-Reds game, but for now, off to watch WWE RAW!


  1. Shannon Moore was great as Matt Hardy's little MFer!


  2. Only in Stockton!

    /Stockton is California Toilet
    //kind of like Pittsburgh

  3. Keith, I once spent an entire weekend in Pittsburgh. Worst night of my life.